I passed my forklift test today. I did very well.
My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
Forklift truck drivers don’t like jokes made about them...
...they find them very unpalatable
My physic friend told me he wanted to try his new mind forklift
It really lifted my spirits
Dad, what's a forklift?
"Food, usually," I replied.
What did the forklift operator do with the worker's whiskey?
He Lifted their spirits.
Today at work I was practicing my forklift skills v.redd.it/qxa702uc5ju11
Forklift skills v.redd.it/vlbqf27hueu11
I just got my very own forklift, and it didn't cost me a dime.
Between that and my son, I now have two free-loaders at home
A class of students is taking a tour of a cheese factory. The tour guide is showing the kids where the cheese is made, when suddenly a worker operating a forklift loses control and the vehicle goes hurtling towards the visitors. The worker screams:
"Get out of the whey!!!"
Only people in winter states will get it...
Forklift battery was dead this morning when I got to work, The boss told me to send one of the techs to buy a battery and to pick up some salt for the ice on the driveway.. I sent a tech to pick up the stuff, he came back a few minutes later and said he was concerned about "A Salt And Battery"
