Forklift Puns

A list of puns related to "Forklift"

I passed my forklift test today. I did very well.

My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.

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👤︎ u/AlexandrosGreco_
📅︎ May 10 2021
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So I asked my dad one day: “What’s a forklift?”

And he said “food usually”.

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👤︎ u/Bjlind718
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Got ourselves a new forklift at work...
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👤︎ u/gilleod
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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Here, a license is required for a forklift

Guess I need to switch to chopsticks.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Forklift truck drivers don’t like jokes made about them...

...they find them very unpalatable

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👤︎ u/evac95
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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My physic friend told me he wanted to try his new mind forklift

It really lifted my spirits

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👤︎ u/BlackCatGamer204
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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What did the forklift operator do with the worker's whiskey?

He Lifted their spirits.

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👤︎ u/OneTrueGrizzly
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Today at work I was practicing my forklift skills v.redd.it/qxa702uc5ju11
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👤︎ u/dyeoncanvas
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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Forklift skills v.redd.it/vlbqf27hueu11
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👤︎ u/Armyman365
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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Look I‘m a forklift

https://youtu.be/x74k8-82MWQ

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👤︎ u/Vormacht
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Forklift
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👤︎ u/RUSTY_LEMONADE
📅︎ Sep 19 2015
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I just got my very own forklift, and it didn't cost me a dime.

Between that and my son, I now have two free-loaders at home

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👤︎ u/Nykos86
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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A class of students is taking a tour of a cheese factory. The tour guide is showing the kids where the cheese is made, when suddenly a worker operating a forklift loses control and the vehicle goes hurtling towards the visitors. The worker screams:

"Get out of the whey!!!"

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👤︎ u/lyonhart31
📅︎ Dec 01 2013
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Dad, what's a forklift?

Food, usually.

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👤︎ u/user7618
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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Son: "Dad, What's a forklift?"

Me: "Food, usually."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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What’s a forklift?

Food usually

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👤︎ u/CallingYouForMoney
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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What’s a forklift?

Food, usually.

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👤︎ u/jkeezay
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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I passed my forklift test today. I did very well.

My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 10 2020
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"Hey Dad what's a forklift?"

Food usually

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👤︎ u/Celestialhellion
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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Dad, what's a forklift?

"Food, usually," I replied.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Hey, dad. What's a forklift?

Food, typically

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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