Son: "Dad, What's a forklift?"

Me: "Food, usually."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Here, a license is required for a forklift

Guess I need to switch to chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What’s a forklift?

Food, usually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkeezay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I passed my forklift test today. I did very well.

My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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"Hey Dad what's a forklift?"

Food usually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Celestialhellion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Forklift truck drivers don’t like jokes made about them...

...they find them very unpalatable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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My physic friend told me he wanted to try his new mind forklift

It really lifted my spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackCatGamer204
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Dad, what's a forklift?

"Food, usually," I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Hey, dad. What's a forklift?

Food, typically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What did the forklift operator do with the worker's whiskey?

He Lifted their spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneTrueGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Today at work I was practicing my forklift skills v.redd.it/qxa702uc5ju11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dyeoncanvas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Look Iβ€˜m a forklift

https://youtu.be/x74k8-82MWQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vormacht
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Forklift skills v.redd.it/vlbqf27hueu11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armyman365
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Forklift
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RUSTY_LEMONADE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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I just got my very own forklift, and it didn't cost me a dime.

Between that and my son, I now have two free-loaders at home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nykos86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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A class of students is taking a tour of a cheese factory. The tour guide is showing the kids where the cheese is made, when suddenly a worker operating a forklift loses control and the vehicle goes hurtling towards the visitors. The worker screams:

"Get out of the whey!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lyonhart31
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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Only people in winter states will get it...

Forklift battery was dead this morning when I got to work, The boss told me to send one of the techs to buy a battery and to pick up some salt for the ice on the driveway.. I sent a tech to pick up the stuff, he came back a few minutes later and said he was concerned about "A Salt And Battery"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bionic80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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What’s a forklift?

Food usually

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