I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.

There was no Escape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Bu-Ford :3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy2847
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile

Now, I have completely lost my Focus.

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I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It's an autobiography.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregsedwards
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...

...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.

So they are putting the order on hold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?

It's a Mach-E Auto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wittyusername4me
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Siesta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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probably a Ford siesta because i like napping while taking a drive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Somebody told me to buy a Ford mustang

I told them it was una-ford-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarikAlic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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β€œDoc, I think I might have ADHD, because I can’t remember where I parked my Ford!”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.

He’s a pickup artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...

He directed me to the affordable section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kTim314
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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It makes sense that Ford is struggling in the US market

They just lost their Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinpineapplepin
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I hope they can A-Ford a replacement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/originalripley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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A guy walked into a Ford dealership. He saw a car that was really expensive.

He couldn't a-FORD it.

(This is not original, I saw it somewhere else, not on Reddit)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealStickBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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When I park my Ford SUV in my garage...

I call it my Escape room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beaver74
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...

It was a pinto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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May the Ford be with you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrustMeImAGiraffe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?

A Ford Fusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSugar64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Harrison Ford
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash92596
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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What do you call a Ford that is cheap?

Af"FORD"able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireDetection101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Ford Fusion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icy_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What does Tennessee Ernie Ford take when he has heartburn?

Sixteen Tums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writerdmcollins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I bought a ford.

Now i can focus on driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Super_Noob_700
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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If you buy a Ford Mustang Mach-E in brown, do they badge in Mach-E-ato?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Abe Lincoln was shot in the Ford theater

Wouldn't have happened in a Chevy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Karfuzzel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Ford Focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" ford focus. Dad drops this one...

Tangerine focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmyd931
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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What do you call the older Ford models?

A’ford’able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusothil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Ford Focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NTilky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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The 2019 Ford FleXL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cas_chaoticstar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Say what you like about Harrison Ford, he's got a good point (x-post /r/pics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellABunk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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Why do rocket scientists like Ford crossovers?

Then they're always at Escape velocity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deltigre
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Ford owners

https://preview.redd.it/79suthshmsw11.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e8033506157e3253c45cc16b684289b5dac146e

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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I'm sorry, please ford-give me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krislann
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Why did the Mexican Ford employee take Adderal?

So he could focus on his siesta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Natch42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Why didn't Henry Ford drink after crashing his car?

He was a T-totaler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

Because it said, Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sackeridaiquiri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Which car did Ford have to try hardest to make?

Ford Focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnsnprwldwsl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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I used to own a Ford subcompact, but it was stolen. So I bought a Honda SUV.

I’ve lost Focus and I’m completely out of my Element.

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I could a-Ford the joke

Im pulling out of a parking spot, with my wife in the back with my toddler son.

Me: Do you see any cars?

Wife: No

Me: Then what are we riding in?!

Wife: You are trying my patience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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β€œDoc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

β€œBut I keep losing my Focus!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.

He’s a pickup artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Patient: I think I have ADHD I can’t remember where I parked my Ford. Doc: That doesn’t really mean anything... Patient: But I keep losing my focus
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A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic paintings of the Ford F-150.

He’s a pickup artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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