When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My wife has been telling me to put a stop to my animal impressions for a while now. Today, she furiously told to me stop a flamingo impression I had been practicing for a while now.
I realized that was it, and I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
My wife said "will you stop pretending to be a flamingo"
Sorry, but I had to put my foot down with that one.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it didn't it would fall over.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My roommate is getting annoyed because I won't stop my flamingo impression.
So I've had to put my foot down.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Why do flamingos sleep with only one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What do you call a dead flamingo?
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︎ Nov 29 2017
When my friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down
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︎ Jun 16 2019
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
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︎ Aug 17 2018
My girlfriend asked me to stop my flamingo impression.
I had to put my foot down upon that request.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I found out why flamingos stand with one leg pulled up.
If they pulled up both legs they would fall over.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo
I had to put my foot down
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over
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︎ Aug 02 2020
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo..
So I had to put my foot down
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they had both legs up they would fall over!
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My wife threatened to kick me out of the house if I did not stop acting like a Flamingo.
That was when I put my foot down!
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︎ Jan 03 2020
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ May 19 2020
Why does a flamingo sleep with one leg up?
Because if it slept with both legs up, it'll fall over.
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︎ May 31 2020
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo
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︎ Apr 09 2020
The other day my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down
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︎ Apr 04 2020
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Why do flamingos stand on one leg
Because if they lifted the other one theyβd fall over.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
My girlfriend told me to stop being a flamingo.
So I had to put the foot down.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My wife said I should stop acting like a flamingo
I had to put my foot down
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︎ May 27 2019
My friends told me to stop impersonating a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
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︎ Jan 19 2020
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
That's when I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo
I guess I had to put my foot down
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︎ Dec 29 2019
My wife told me i had to stop acting like a flamingo
That's when i finally put my foot down
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︎ Aug 01 2019
My wife told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo I put my foot down
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︎ Jun 28 2018
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they lift it up they will fall.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
The wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
My wife told me to stop acting like a Flamingo...
So I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
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︎ Oct 30 2019
My wife told me to stop being a flamingo..
.. So i had to put my foot down
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︎ Sep 30 2018
When someone tells me to stop acting like a flamingo, thatβs when I put my foot down.
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︎ May 13 2018
My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo
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︎ Apr 14 2019
My wife told me to stop doing my flamingo impression
I had to put my foot down
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︎ Mar 09 2019
When my wife told me i had stop being a flamingo..
I had to put my foot down
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︎ Jan 18 2019
My family kept telling me to stop doing my flamingo impression....
....So I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
My wife told me to stop being a flamingo
So i had to put my foot down
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︎ Jul 29 2018
Why do flamingos stand with one leg up?
If both were up, they'd fall down.
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︎ Oct 07 2018
My wife told me that I should stop acting like a flamingo ...
I had to put put my foot down!
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︎ May 24 2019
When someone tells me to stop acting like a flamingo
Thatβs when I put my foot down
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︎ Sep 07 2018
My husband told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.
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︎ Feb 20 2018
My wife told me I had to stop acting like I was a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
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