My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down.

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Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Because if he lifted the other leg, he'd fall down.
My dad actually sent this joke to NPR a few years ago and it was featured. They asked "why does a flamingo stand on one leg?" quite seriously and my dad sent in that awesome answer.

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