Faul is a furry (feat. pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyKikepyre
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Taking a picture of big foot is no small feat.

Feat sounds like feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4zio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Sleight of foot would be a cool β€œfeat” for a DnD character though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoyEden
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Joining the Giant Foot Fetish club is no small feat.

No small feet, please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orsongr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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The development of the pneumatic jackhammer was a significant feat

It was a ground-breaking invention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Puns about camping and dental work feat. my bestie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowsGirl9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What do you call a cow who performs feats so amazing they will be remembered for generations?

Legen-dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Why did the Arbok cross the road? feat. PunDog i.reddituploads.com/05280…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VigilanteSilver
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My daughter was watching a video about amazing human feats.

Daughter: Hey Dad, did you know that Usain Bolt can run 27.7mph?
Me: Sure, but that's nothing, it's possible to run over 70mph if you have the wind to your back.
Daughter: What? Is that really possible?
Me: Yep! Anyone in a Hurry Can!

Some say she's still sighing to this day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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Dad joke, feat. Mom and Chinese food

Brother: What's a wonton?

Mom: Eh, it's about 2000 pounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradisbrad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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I read about this one guy who twisted his ankle 360 degrees.

What an amazing feat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Finding Bigfoot

Will be no small feat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dieZet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I won biggest shoe competition

It was a really big feat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Mario
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 cent feat. Nickelback.

EDIT: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up, thanks guys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaozTheseus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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My new nightclub for giants finally opened. It took over 7 years of planning and we only had one rule...

It was no small feat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Bigfoot has managed to evade capture all this time despite his popularity.

That's no small feat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pointyhead19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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So there was this magician.....

He pulled a rabbit out of his hat. The crowd was silent... He pulled another rabbit out of his hat The crowd gave him nothing. Flustered, the magician pulled another rabbit out of his hat. This time the crowd went nuts!!!

Guess he finally got himself a hat-trick!

(A hat-trick is the achievement of a positive feat for the third consecutive time)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bang-a-lore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Is it strange to have a fetish about accomplishing things?

I just came to my feat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Wearing size 15 shoe

Is no small feat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilsguy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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My amputee friend just got cool new bionic legs...

...they're an amazing technological feat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tabdelineated
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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Animals puns for wedding tables...

We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.

Reddit, how can we improve these?

Moose - I find you amoosing.

Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.

Owl - Owl always love you.

Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.

Skunk - I stink you're sweet!

Bunny - Everybunny loves you!

Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?

Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.

Wolf - Wolf you marry me?

Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!

Turtle - You're turtley amazing.

Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.

Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.

Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!

Raven - Can't stop raven about you.

Turkey - I could just gobble you up!

Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.

Deer - I love you deerly!

Goose - You give me goose bumps.

Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.

Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonyMcConkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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Dad joked my friend on Skype by video call.

I was talking to a friend on Skype; at one point, I realised that I had to go to the bathroom.

"I'll be right back, I have to pee," I said.

"All right sure," she replied.

When I left, I put my laptop on the floor, the screen facing upwards, so as to avoid the ventilator being drowned by my duvet.

When I returned, I realised the webcam was pointing toward the ceiling, and I asked her:

"Did you find my ceiling interesting?"'

"Nah, I was looking at something else,"

And then, I saw my chance. It was glorious. Like golden wings borne on scarlet sunlight had brought me to Enlightenment, and I instantly replied with what is perhaps my greatest feat of pun yet:

"You know, that really hurts my ceilings."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exterrobang
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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John the Baptist

John the Baptist of Biblical fame used to walk through the desert in his bare feet. This left his feet tough, which is understandable- the hot sand and rough terrain would leave anyone's feet tough. He was known to receive signs from God and occasionally perform mystical feats. He subsisted on a diet of locusts and honey. Without access to dental hygiene at the time, this left him with somewhat bad breath. It also left him frail, as the diet wasn't varied and would have required an immense intake of food to be remotely sustained.

I guess that you could say that he was a super-callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edpeters1
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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It required a lot of effort for a man to implement a rule about only allowing large-footed patrons into his restaurant.

It was no small feat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuteMason
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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What's the cheapest concert and how much does it cost?

It costs 45 Cents; the artists are "50 Cent" feat. "Nickel-back"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatMarkusGuy1982
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2016
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A dad joke from my record store days

I used to work at a record store in my younger years (read: my 20's). Im working with my friend Tony and the store is dead. A guy walks in and approaches the counter where we are both standing. After the usual greeting, the guy asks "Where do y'all keep the Little Feat". Without missing a beat, I say "in little shoes." I break out laughing, while Tony says "it's right over here in pop. I'll show you". I continued to laugh for about 20 minutes.

Also, no one ever finds this funny. It still makes me chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryundude77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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Dadjoked my girlfriend at her job

She was working in the shoe section at a major department store, and after she helped someone find some shoes and purchase them I told her "Wow, you're very sole-ful when selling shoes!" she responded with a bit of a facepalm and groan. I continued to make puns about shoes for several minutes and I finished with "Maybe I could master the feet(feat) of making puns about shoes." I suppose she gets tired of hearing my puns but I love her reactions to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninja8259
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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Girlfriend left multiple pairs of socks at my place

Phone conversation:
Her: "It's an accomplishment that they all have their pairs"
Me: "Ya, that's quite a FEAT! Get it?! FEET!"
(Laughter ensues)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeyda3rd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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Putting on shoes

My 4 year old daughter was putting on her shoes and goes "Uh oh." I replied "Whats wrong did you rip your shoe in half?" My wife then goes "That would be a feat!" I said "No, it would be half a foot!"

I'm the only one who thought it was great...My wife just sighed and my daughter didn't even acknowledge it, but I will not let that deter my dad joke telling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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Feet

Me: I watched The Human Centipede on Netflix last night. Definitely one of the top feats in modern film.

Dad: More like a hundred feet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Roxxanne-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Do you know why Bigfoot has never been found?

Because finding him is no small feat. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pingantu
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I tried giving a giant a pedicure.

It was no small feat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishkink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Catching Bigfoot

is no small feat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElemesUK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Dad: Hold on son, I need to tie my shoes

Son: Why is it taking so long?

Dad: This is no small feat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarsDownLow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I have big feet.

And let me tell you, that's no small feat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EzioFl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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My shoe company has recently been able to successfully market the largest shoes in the world

Which is no small feat

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