People who don't understand how to measure depths in the ocean really find it hard to fathom.
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TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles

That's hard to fathom

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I tried to figure out how far 20,000 leagues under the sea actually is.

I couldn’t fathom it.

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Army soldiers can't comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement.

But everyone in the Navy can fathom it.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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A buddy of mine wanted me to go scuba diving..

I just couldn’t fathom the idea

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I can understand 4 feet, 5 feet, 7 feet and 8 feet

But I can't fathom

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👤︎ u/oshaboy
📅︎ Jul 12 2017
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People think that Irma's storm surge of 10-15 feet is unfathomable.

They're wrong. It's between 1 and 2/3 fathom and 2 and 1/2 fathoms.

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📅︎ Sep 10 2017
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I read an article about finding the Titanic a few years ago, sunken in the ocean...

The depths of the prose were hard to fathom!

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📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Somebody just threw some sodium chloride at me

I can't fathom what would motivate someone the commit asalt

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👤︎ u/Ronnoc67
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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The most ridiculous situation ever, capped off with an epic dad joke

A few years ago, my dad and I were building an addition onto his house. He rented a tool from the hardware store and had to return it, so he asked me to come with him and we would get some breakfast. There was a Burger King nearby, so we decided to stop there to eat.

When we go to the drive-through, we realize the restaurant was closed down, so he drove around the building to get back on the highway. As we were passing the dumpsters, he stopped the car, backed it up, and pointed towards the ground near the dumpster. I looked for a few seconds, trying to see what he was pointing at.

Then... I saw it.

It was a giant, 12+ inch black dildo, standing upright next to the dumpster. It propped itself up on its fake dildo balls, gently swaying in the breeze.

I was astonished. I couldn't even imagine what events in the universe had to line-up so as to end up with that giant dildo meticulously placed next to the dumpster at a closed-down Burger King. I couldn't even begin to fathom why it was there.

My dad, with perfect timing, then shouted "GAY TIMES WILL BE HAD TONIGHT!" and sped out of the parking lot.

We ended up going to Denny's.

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My roommate and I dadjoked each other

Me: [uses hands to show approximate size of a liter]

RM: I find it easy to fathom a liter.

Me: Yeah, it's much easier to do that than to liter a fathom!

RM: Liter? I hardly know 'er!

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👤︎ u/djhk12
📅︎ May 02 2014
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