Fall puns! @thechosenpun on instagram
Falling in love is dangerous.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Why do divers fall off the boat backwards?
Because if they fell forward they’d still be on the boat.
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldn’t see that well.
How do you fall down the stairs?
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 11
Step 16
Floor
I Can’t Herb Falling in Love With You
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
As I drive, I often see signs that say: "Falling Rocks"
Yeah, that's a LIE. Sometimes I even have a hard time getting up afterwards.
A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.
He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
One day, my friend started falling randomly. But when he took his footwear off, he was fine!
Turns out he was wearing slippers.
Gravity Falls has the best puns
I was talking to my offspring about classes I wanted to take in the fall.
I said I wanted to take more programming classes because I really liked the one I took last year.
My offspring tells me they can't take any computer classes.
Confused, I asked why.
"Because I'm non-binary"
True story, happened last night. I have never been so proud.
What do you have when your dentures fall into pasta?
In 2022, February 22 will fall on a Tuesday.
I guess you can say it's the ultimate Two's Day.
If a group of people fall for a prank today
Does that make them April Fools?
Coming this fall to CBS, a new sitcom about a pair of actresses living in the 17th Century...
It’s called “2 Baroque Girls”.
Doctor leaning over a patient who is slowly falling asleep due to anesthetic
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No worries Steve, this will work out just fine. It’s an easy procedure.
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But doctor, I’m not Steve!!
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I know, I am Steve.
An old friend once told me he hopes I fall into a deep hole filled with water. .
But I know he means well.
Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall Off of a Cliff
It made me sick that my chimney started falling off the house.
Luckily I caught the flue
What did the 0 say to the 8?
How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?
If you slip and fall in your driveway...
My son said his teeth are falling out.
I wonder what they're arguing about.
I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
My neighbour died after falling into a giant vat of coffee, but thankfully didn’t suffer.
I drove around Lake Superior last Fall...
It had me fondly thinking back to the time years ago when my friend Mitchell and I toured four of the five Great Lakes one summer.
I wonder if I’ll ever see Mitch again?
What happens when the hair falls ?
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall...
But it was his own dumb asphalt...
I'm writing a book about falling down stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
I fall sick every time I try to journal
I must be allergic to diary
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he can’t see that well!
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she didn't see that well
Why did the man fall into a well?
Cause he couldn't see that well!
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
Here's a step-by-step guide on how to fall down stairs!
Step 28
Step 27
Step 24
Step 21
Step 16
Step 12
Step 7
Step 3
Step 1
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.
Why did the partially blind man fall into a well?
Because he could not see that well.
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