... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day
May he Rust In Peace
You got some 'splaining to do Mr. Stark!
It would be a FE-line.
The Ferrous Wheel!
His welding is tomorrow and itβs with a fe-male. Apparently he was steel a bachelor and Tonys Spark led to an impromptu proposal and welding.
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
Why not FE-male??
Fe-Fi-Phobia
Males are just females without the fes
Fes can be forced to sound like Fees, and woman have a stereotype of spending money
Then police cats are Fe9
(Fe)male
Her name is Fe-male.
Iβve been diagnosed with Fe Fi Phobia
It's a Fe line.
FeMale
I would like him better as Fe Male
Fe Male
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Friend 1: This rod looks Fe-Ni. Hahaha
Friend 2: I find it iron-nickel that you laughed at your own statement
I came across a child the other day sitting on the side of the road, crying beside a rusted bucket. I mean, I just kept walking, but I still kinda FeO bad for the kid.
I guess you can say I finally have a fe mail in my life
Fe-male
You're going to have to pay a Fe.
who claims he can heal anyone with magical crystals. He announces to a crowd, βanyone who needs something healed, step right up and I can heal you with my powers!β Someone steps up, on crutches. βHi, Iβm Phil, can you fix my leg?β He asks. βYes! Of course! Phil, step behind the curtain!β Answers the crystal guy. Then, another man steps up. βYou seem fine! Whatβs the problem?β The crystal guy asks. βI h-h-have ha-had this st-stutter since I wa-was five.β He said. βOk, I can fix you right up!β The crystal guy says, motioning the guy with the stutter behind the curtain. Then, he says some sort of chant, moving crystals around. Once he is done he shouts, βPhil, throw a crutch over to prove youβre healed!β A crutch goes flying over the curtain. The crowd gasps. βNow, sir, with the stutter, say something!β He shouts, showing off it worked. βU-uh Ph-Phil fe-ell d-down.β
...Fe-Male
My boss said I'll get a fe for doing it again.
Fe-mail
The character has always been a Fe Male
Funny collection of chemistry puns
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heβs 0K now.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you canβt helium or curium, you barium!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because itβs in the ground state.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocadoβs number.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What element is a girlβs future best friend? Carbon.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heβs 0K now.
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe
What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A βgramβ cracker.
What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)
What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a βcarbonkneelβ
What did one titration tell the other? Letβs meet at the endpoint.
How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because itβs basic material.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down
Why do chemistry professor like to
... keep reading on reddit β‘Iron = Fe
Man = male
A FE Male.
She's a Fe male
Because she is a Fe Male
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