I think that all people who in any way block Mars exploration should be prosecuted.

They're Mars murderers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woyteck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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I come bearing gifs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstipatedGibbon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Columbus,Marco Polo etc are not the bravest explorers of all time.

Its the Internet Explorer.

It is brave enough to ask to be my default browser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.

I yelled out, "Oasis!"

Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckvet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?

DeLay’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiesG92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Russian explorers tried to sail into Alaska, but failed.

They couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I'm not brave enough to discover new things in the real world, so I decided to be an Internet Explorer instead.

Sadly even that was to Edge-y for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Looking Sharp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KunGDark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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A Viking explorer came home to find his name removed from the town register. When his wife complained, the chief apologized and said,

β€œI must have taken Lief off my census”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I try to take my mermaid friends out of Atlantis every now and then to explore the coral reefs, wreckages and collect some shells, but they hesitate to do so...

I think they're a bit shellf conchess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaverickCS5
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What European people make the best explorers for Antarctica?

The Polish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoeDownClown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.

It was a site for sore aye-ayes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craniate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call a Norwegian scuba diver?

A fjord explorer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Exploring the Pacific...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acadiel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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Who is a famous Explorer from the past that has been largely forgotten?

Internet Explorer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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My mechanic said there was nothing wrong with my...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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My girlfriend had wanted to go exploring abandoned caves with me for years.

Finally, I caved in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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The Monk and The Cow

A monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, the river flows with a breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. The monk exhales "Ooooomm". He repeats this until a noise, very faint, breaks his chant.

"moo."

The monk stops for a moment but, without changing his position, dismisses it. "Ooooooommm." He begins again.

He's interrupted again, "moooo."

The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. "Kind cow," the monk says, "please do not interrupt my meditation."

The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.

"Oooooommmm-"

Even louder, "Mmmooooooooo."

"Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill."

The monk continues again, "Oooooooommmm-"

"MMMmmoooooooooooO!" The cow exclaims.

The monk stands up angrily, "Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?"

The cow replies, "Because you're saying it backwards!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconbuddy95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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If there were a study exploring the pornography preference of people in each country, we could finally see what this world is coming to.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHamgurgler
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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Who is the Most famous Explorer

Me: Christopher Columbus?

Dad: Your Stupid, it's Internet Explorer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainOverKill16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Youre cute
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πŸ‘€︎ u/withmoxie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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You wanna be an explorer?

That’s Qatarded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GangrenePeen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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One day I hope to explore all the cool things in Madison County, Iowa...

But I’m just not ready to cross those bridges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theprints
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Pythagoras the explorer (long)

Everyone knows the Pythagorean theorem, but few people know that Pythagoras was an avid and accomplished explorer who visited the new world before the Vikings or Columbus ever laid eyes on the continent. On one of his early visits he encountered a village and happened upon a woman, heavily pregnant sitting on the hide of a bear. He asked her what she was doing and she told him that she wanted to give birth on the hide so that her child would have the strength of a bear when he was born. As he walked further into the main part of the village he saw another woman, again quite pregnant sitting on the hide of a deer. When asked she replied that she wanted her child to have the grace and agility of a deer. Seeing a trend he was taken aback when he saw a very pregnant woman sitting on the hide of a hippopotamus. Surprised both at the choice and at the existence of such a creature, he wondered what she must wish for her child, but she replied that there just weren’t any other hides available for her so she took what she could get.

Many years later when he returned to the same village, he encountered the first woman and asked about her child. Was he as strong as a bear? She pointed him out and sure enough, her son was busy ripping a stump out of the ground with his hands, as strong as a bear! Amazed, he sought out the second woman, who pointed out her son, running through a field at great speed, as graceful and agile as a deer! Intrigued to say the least, Pythagoras sought the third woman. She pointed out her son, and he didn’t believe his eyes - he was both as strong as a bear and as graceful as a deer; a mountain of a man with grace and poise.

He wrote in his now-famous travel journal his amazing discovery; that the sons of the squaws on the two smaller hides are equal to that of the squaw on the hippopotamus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbimatic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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After many years of traveling the globe, an explorer was recently eaten by cannibals.

He died as he lived, a seasoned traveler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theageofpisces
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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What is your finger's least favorite place to explore?

the Carpal Tunnels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostreDeLaNoche
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Breathing 101

Inspire before you expire.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why did the explorer get lost when navigating with a compass?

He was bipolar

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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A British explorer is leading an expedition through an uncharted valley deep in Africa.

About halfway through the valley, drumbeats started rolling from the mountains around them. Everyone in the party was confused, but the local guides started to panic.

"We HAVE to get out of here by sundown, OR ELSE".

The explorer orders his men to pick up the pace, and keep moving. A couple hours later, The drums start beating more and more frantically. Again, the guides say: "Keep moving, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE".

A bit later, the men hear horns echoing from the hills.

The explorer asks his guides: "what was that?"

They respond: "theres no time, we need to be out BEFORE SUNDOWN, we only have a few hours!!!".

Exasperated, the explorer asks "Why? What could be so urgent? And why do we have to get out by sundown?".

The guides reply, "at sundown, the bagpipe solo starts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeb1122
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Before she got her monkey, Dora the Explorer used to have a cute little pet calf.

He was a Dora bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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You have to be an Internet Explorer...

To go on a Safari.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geareduptiger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Dad, why are you still using internet explorer?

What do you mean use? Aren't I the internet explorer?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Why does Dora the Explorer love chip credit cards?

There's no more swiping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flipsometits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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Did you know Dora The Explorer recently released her first music album?

It has unfortunately been received very poorly by music critics and fans alike. You can hear all about it on Pandora.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cart0166
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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I recently learned Dora the Explorer invented the chip on credit cards.

She has always been against swiping.

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Did you hear about the explorer ...

who went to both the most northern and the southern points on Earth?

He was bi-polar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/texnofobix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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AdoraBOWL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Flat earthers have been quiet recently.

They kind of fell off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fezstacles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?

A Ford Fusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSugar64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I am writing a paper about space exploration and I need /r/puns help to come up with a title.

All I can think of is, "Space Exploration is out of this world." As you can tell, I need help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbbeefy57
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2013
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