Just been for my prostate exam.
I recently passed an exam for catching insects in a cup.
A woman brings her ferret in for an exam today. When I went into the room, a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!”
And she responded, “yes, I am a small business owner”
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters 'PNEIS'. And form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors today while the rest are here posting jokes on reddit.
I failed out of clown college for missing the face painting exam.
Why couldn't they just give me a make-up test?
If I had 50p for every time I’ve failed a maths exam.
I’d have around £6.30 by now.
My son has an important exam today
I said May the 4th be with you.
(He really does https://education.nsw.gov.au/public-schools/selective-high-schools-and-opportunity-classes/year-7/the-test)
I failed my geography exam for being too vague with my answers
This a bit unfair; the question said to show some latitude!
Policing exam. How to interrogate a suspect.
How did the lumberjack pass his tree cutting exam?
I asked my sister what exam she was having tomorrow.
She said, "Tomorrow is history."
I replied, "No, tomorrow is future."
Did you hear that a reptile recently passed the Florida bar exam?
In biology class, I failed the final exam, which was to dissect a fetal pig and put it back together.
I just didn’t have the stomach for it.
I failed my Locomotive Engineer College entrance exam. :-(
I can't get trained so now my educational goals are derailed.
Teacher: "Johnny, stop chewing your exam"
Johnny: "But teacher, I thought this was a taste test!"
Just found out I can't use a calculator for my exam
I was really counting on that
What's your grade if you ace your Canadian citizenship exam?
Did you hear how Peg Leg Pete did on his pirate exam?
He passed with flying colors.
I have a difficult exam tomorrow so I called my ex
If you are taking a Calculus exam, make sure you don’t sit between identical twins.
It’s difficult to differentiate between them.
How did the hammerhead shark do on his midterm exam?
What's the worst thing to say before a driving exam?
"This thing does have airbags, right?"
I failed my ventriloquist exam
I can't say I'm surprised.
My son admitted to smoking cannabis after his philosophy exam.
"You're an idiot," I told him, "you'd have done better smoking it before."
I once tried to smuggle an abacus into an end of year maths exam
However the invigilator immediately spotted the strange shape under my jumper and confiscated it, the swine.
"Christ," I muttered to myself. "I was counting on that."
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
I took a kleptomania exam.
It wasn't mine, but I took it anyway.
Tried to cheat on a multiple choice exam by getting the answers ahead of time.
Wrote them down on tiny pieces of paper and shoved them up my nose.
It was still so hard to pick the right answer.
What kind of exam would Naruto have if her was British?
I flunked my mechanical drawing exam...
...all because of one type of graphical error.
My friend told me he failed his authentic Australian music exam.
I burst into tears right before my physics exam.
The proctor asked, "What's the matter?"
My daughter asked what to expect from her first eye exam.
I told her, “you’ll see.”
My mate was telling me he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said: " Didja redo it?"
A 80 year old woman comes home from the doctor and her husband asks her how how the exam went.
The woman says “The doctor said I have acute angina” to which the husband replies “I know you do but what does that have to do with a heart exam?”
I prayed to mam to pass me in the exam
Guess i have to try it without r
I couldn’t sign the consent form for my prostate exam as the seat was too far away from the desk
The dr. said “Would you like me to push in your stool?”
I remember the time that I was kicked out of my colonoscopy exam.
I don’t understand what exactly the problem was. All I remember was the doctor kept telling me, “sir this is your dental office”
Where do cyclopses go for an eye exam?
What happened to the hammerhead in their final exam
I went to the doctor to have my prostate checked and he tried to explain to me during the exam that it’s normal to get an erection and ejaculate.
I said I understand, but I wish you wouldn’t.
What do you call the med student that gets a D on the Dr’s Licensing Exam?
I flunked out of clown college for failing the face painting exam...
They could’ve given me a make-up test.
I have a really difficult exam tomorrow, so I called my ex .....
......for some cheating tips.
You will fail your calculus exam if you sit next to identical twins.
It’s hard to differentiate between them
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
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