Why don't eskimos get married?

Because they always get cold feet

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What do Eskimos get when they sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
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What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?

I really don't want to get inuit with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliviacharlene
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Inuits hate being called Eskimos.

They'll have Nunavut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I was reading up on some Eskimo Litterature

But I wasn't really Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0shua1985
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What's an Eskimo's favorite color?

I dunno, Alask-em

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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How does an eskimo build his house ?

Igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What do you call the Eskimos’ signature wrestling move?

The Arctic Choke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babyhamstah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house...

... The other eskimo said "That's an ice picture!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My ex girlfriend was really into Eskimo kisses

But I just wasn’t very Inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurebat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Why did the Eskimo do laundry in tide?

Because it was too damn cold out tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I read an article about Eskimo hunting practices today

Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.

All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.

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Do you know why eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

Because it's too cold out tide (outside)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kipzer1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call it when an eskimo cries himself to sleep?

Cryosleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteDeath1404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I told my wife we should pack it up and start over as eskimos

She’s not really Inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radtkeeee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I dated an Eskimo girl once but it didn’t last

I wasn’t very Inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquariumsarecool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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How does an eskimo introduce themselves to others?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PutinsFoot_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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How do eskimos stick together?

Igloo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marybonbobeep
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I can sell ice to eskimos.

I’m an estate agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeproductdesign
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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The real name by which eskimos name themselfs?

I forgot but I swear Inuit earlier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stressmove
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?

Brrr-itos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I thought I saw an Eskimo on the road ahead

But it was just an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Me: Do you know where Eskimo pigs live? Wife: No, don’t care. Me: In PIGLOOS!!!!!!! Also Me: giggling uncontrollably
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pagegibson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Why did the Eskimo have to cut up his dinner?

Because the seal was intact.

(Son's reaction: "I'm just going to pretend I never heard that...")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What is the carpet of choice for Eskimos?

Brrr Brrr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pgtart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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How can you tell if an Eskimo is following you?

Inuition.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?

We better get inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JS0D
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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An Eskimo goes to the doctor

"There's frozen water hanging from my scrotum doctor!"

"hmm... it looks like we're going to have to take some test cicles"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VIVIVUSVICI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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Why did the man break up with his Eskimo girlfriend?

Eh, he just wasn't that Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catenane
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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People say it's easy to live like an Eskimo...

but I am having a hard time getting Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getfuctio
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2016
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What's the eskimo's favorite food?

brrrrrito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxwp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Since we're on the subject of Eskimos... My dad's favorite pun: What's an Eskimo's favorite food?

Tosti-tos!

He thought this was absolutely hilarious. I got a good "har-har" out of it... and promptly repeated the joke to someone else. A bad pun makes you groan; a good pun makes you groan and then tell someone else the joke.

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How do Eskimos exercise?

Frozen Yoga

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WallyWest_77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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What does an Eskimo get when sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Autotech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do Eskimos get when sitting on the ice for too long?

Polaroids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What does an Eskimo get if he sits on the ice for too long? …

... Polaroid’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?

Because it’s too cold out tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bear-Scout-Mae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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You know why Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold OUT Tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealWingnut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...

Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank

Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

It's too cold to wash them out-tide.

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