Husky Puns

A dogged effort (and a good boi)

Mushy

Irritable howl syndrome.

He was a little husky.

It was earie.

more like dad revelations. I was pulling up carpet and padding Sunday because we adopted two very rude Husky puppies last year that like to urinate in the house. As I was working, I was listening to Parliment Funkadelic on Pandora and I came to the realization that I was listening to P-Funk as I was dealing with pee funk.
Another thing that happened the same day was I took an opened bag of bird feed out of the closet to pull the carpet up and when I looked at it a bit later, I saw beetles all over the bag and crawling on the counter where I had set it. Probably 40 of the little suckers. I had to text my wife about that one. "Honey, I've got bad news. Our bag of bird feed has been infested with beetles. Yes, our bird feed has been infested with... more bird feed."
Anyway, just thought I would share. Carry on with the groaners.

A Siberian husky!

The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”

There were costumed food characters on stage in a cooking demonstration at the fair we were at (ice cream, churro, orange, and really round corn on the cob).

As the corn character was introduced, I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Aww shucks, that corn is a little husky."

The immediate look of disdain and the eye roll from her is my reason for living.

Siberian Huskies.

A Husky.

My uncoordinated husky has trouble catching treats when I throw them to her and the speedy little Chihuahua gobbles them up off the floor before she can react. However, when I throw her scraps of meat, she catches them every time. She never misses when the steaks are that high.

He was afraid of being stalked.

This seems far fetched, but you're just a little husky. Don't stop retrievin'

What do you call Elon Musk if he commits fraud?

Felon Musk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a lizard person?

Elon Musk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a furry?

Elon Husky

What do you call Elon Musk if it is past 6:30?

Elon Dusk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a cantaloupe?

Melon Musk

He was a little husky.

Inspired by my neighbor’s dog.

He is getting a little husky

Alex Rodriguez asked an Alaskan Husky if he had competed in any sled races. The Husky replied "I did A-Rod".

Because he was a little husky.

I told him to go find a husky in summer

I brought my dog over to my dad's house. He said she was getting a little husky. I said "No Dad, she's a labrador retriever"

He was just a little husky.

One might say he's a little husky

Our 3yr old cat has been a little weary of our new 14 week old husky puppy, since we brought him home. So I've told the cat I've had her back and wouldn't let the puppy hurt her.

Husky was up close in her face yapping at the cat, she swatted and was yelling back. So I pulled him away and comforted the cat with "I told you I had your back, just don't cry wolf now..."

The bill comes, and after a night of heavy drinking all anybody has left is loose change.

We (about 6 people) split up the bill and count our change onto the table.

Waitress comes by, sees that were settling the bill, and she says, "do you guys need any change?"

Without missing a beat my bearded husky inebriated friend returns, "yes, dimes and nickles will suffice"

The waitress was not amused.

Little Girl: Daddy I want a wolf dog. (Referring to a husky she saw)

Dad: But you do have a wolf dog.

Little Girl: Nooo Shellys not a wolf dog.

Dad: Yeah huh. She goes "woof woof."

The other day my cousin brought his 10-week-old Siberian Husky for a routine checkup. Apparently, this happened:

Cousin: So how is his weight?

Vet: Well he's not overweight, but he does appear to be ... a little husky.

He was a little husky.