CHESS PLAYER: did.. did you just swallow my knight?
"neiggggghhh"
I told her "Well why don't you just find it?"
The coffin.
(I'm sorry.)
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What brings you here today?
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I'm just a little hoarse.
Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
She is now in stable condition.
It's a little hoarse.
He sounds a bit hoarse
He walks over to the bar and sits down with a heavy sigh.
Bartender: "Hey buddy, why the long fa-"
Pony: "Cut the shit. We've all heard that one. Glass of scotch. Warm. No ice."
The bartender hastily complies and the pony promptly downs it in a single shot.
Pony: "Ahhh I needed that."
Bartender: "Imagine so. You look like you've had a long day."
Pony: "Nah. I'm just a little hoarse."
When I walked in, I saw a lady holding a leash attached to a miniature pony. I asked what was wrong with it, she said "he's just a little hoarse."
He was a little hoarse!
Update: Iβm very sad to announce that he has been diagnosed with hay fever. Please send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Perhaps that's why they called him the hoarse Trojan.
Sorry. Iβm a little hoarse
I told him it was a little hoarse
Sounded fine to me though...
It was a little hoarse.
He replied 'I don't know honey, we all whisper when we' re hoarse'
He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.
"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"
"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."
A hoarse radish
They're a little hoarse
Then I realized itβs probably because heβs just a little hoarse
Cause he was a little βhoarseβ
A director and a costume designer had a disagreement over a critical shot in the horror movie they were filming in their studio.
The director planned to use CGl for a brief but critical reveal-shot of the movie's monster. But the costume designer insisted they use an actual costume instead of CGl.
"CGl makes a movie look cheap these days," she proclaimed.
The two of them continued debating until they began arguing. The stage crew, actors on break, and other people around them began watching until both the costume designer and director were shouting over each other at the top of their lungs. Despite their efforts, nobody could calm them down.
Fearing the incident may lead to blows, one of cameramen called a studio security guard in urgent request. The guard arrived a minute later and made a beeline for the director and costume designer, who were being held back by multiple people on set.
"lt's my movie. l make the decisions!" the director hollered, hoarse and red in the eyes.
"The movie quality will suffer!" the costume designer screamed, hair plastered across her sweaty face.
The security guard stepped in-between them and raised his pistol at the ceiling without a word. They continued to argue around him. There was a bark of gunshot, then nothing but silence and some falling plaster.
"Now see here," the guard said loudly, stepping back to look at the two of them. "Either you two quit your bickering or l'll have to escort you off the premises. You're making a scene."
He asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any cepacol lozenges? I'm a little hoarse"
Pony: Hey Doc, I've been having a cough ever since I was born Doctor:I see the problem, your just a little hoarse
My boss always calls everyone "Big Horse" (don't ask me why). Yesterday he emailed me regarding the tonsillectomy I got today, saying "Good luck tomorrow, Big Horse!"
I replied, "Thanks, but after tomorrow, I'll just be a little hoarse."
He was a little hoarse
Today was my youngest son's 18 month checkup and when the doctor came in the first thing he said was "please excuse my voice, I'm a little hoarse". Without hesitation I said "you don't look like one".
He just looked at me for a second and then laughed. My wife hid her face in her hands. Mission accomplished. If only my son were old enough to know what happened.
I came into work this morning, I had been coughing most of the night before. A co-worker said I didn't sound too good. I said "yeah I'm a little hoarse". He said, "I'll grab the saddle". I gave him a weird look and he just replied "naaaayy"
A little hoarse.
He was a little hoarse.
Hoarse
Hoarse!
A little hoarse.
A little hoarse
A lil 'hoarse'
A little hoarse
Would you say it was a little hoarse
Unfortunately Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
Unfortunately, Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
Because he was a little hoarse
A little hoarse
