My doctor told me I had laryngitis.

I was at a loss for words.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The-Outcazt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19 2021
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My pet pig has laryngitis.

I think it's disgruntled...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/harryassburger-il
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17 2018
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My Grandmother Currently has Laryngitis.

She's become a hoarse whisperer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Toggle2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14 2013
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Once there was a man who owned an orchard. He grew lots of things. Apples, pears, cherries, peaches, oranges and lemons.

The stonefruit was almost ready for harvest when he was hit with a bout of laryngitis that left him unable to talk. Despite the doctors orders for bed rest, he went into the orchard early one morning to find all of his mature peach trees had been stolen. He was peachless."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KatWayward
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08 2020
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Spoilers forโ€˜The Mandalorianโ€™

Next episode the Mandalorian thinks Baby Yoda is getting laryngitis. But it turns out that he just has a frog in his throat.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rossum81
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