How many hoarse men of the apocalypse are there?

Four... roughly speaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriouslySentient
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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ME: *coughing* I'm sorry my voice is a little hoarse.

CHESS PLAYER: did.. did you just swallow my knight?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Met this intimidating fellow last week, asked if he needed anything, he replied with a hoarse voice..

"neiggggghhh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrImpartial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I thought the pony was speechless, turns out he was just a little hoarse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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My daughter told me in a hoarse voice "Dad, I lost my voice."

I told her "Well why don't you just find it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPanpai
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What made the hearse horse hoarse?

The coffin.

(I'm sorry.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProinsiasM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry, can't talk, I'm a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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If you keep shouting you might get a pony.

You might get a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onrv
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Theese unstable horse puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unoriginal_duck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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A pony goes to the Doctor ...
  • What brings you here today?

  • I'm just a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjornsbestfriend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.

Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsuggitt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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The injured horse was brought home.

She is now in stable condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayZinnet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I think my stallion is feeling sick

He sounds a bit hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arceist_Justin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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A pony walks into a tavern...

He walks over to the bar and sits down with a heavy sigh.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, why the long fa-"

Pony: "Cut the shit. We've all heard that one. Glass of scotch. Warm. No ice."

The bartender hastily complies and the pony promptly downs it in a single shot.

Pony: "Ahhh I needed that."

Bartender: "Imagine so. You look like you've had a long day."

Pony: "Nah. I'm just a little hoarse."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I took my dog to the vet yesterday...

When I walked in, I saw a lady holding a leash attached to a miniature pony. I asked what was wrong with it, she said "he's just a little hoarse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reptarticle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Why did the Pony go to the vet?

He was a little hoarse!

Update: I’m very sad to announce that he has been diagnosed with hay fever. Please send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatTheCuckooSaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Caught a horse mackerel today!

Sounded fine to me though...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmidontcare
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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My son asked why the pony sounded so weird

I told him it was a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Priam, the mythological ruler of Troy, was infamous for yelling at his subjects until he lost his voice

Perhaps that's why they called him the hoarse Trojan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Two ponies are having a conversation. One coughs and says to the other

Sorry. I’m a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God-Of-Pigeon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?

It was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliludeea
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I told my boyfriend I might be a horse whisperer.

He replied 'I don't know honey, we all whisper when we' re hoarse'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KieraMariana
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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A Shetland pony walks into a bar...

He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.

"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"

"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohaq
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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What is small, red, and whispers?

A hoarse radish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Why are donkies always hee-hawing?

They're a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr---jones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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I was starting to get concerned that my pony was having trouble neighing

Then I realized it’s probably because he’s just a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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A Punny Story

A director and a costume designer had a disagreement over a critical shot in the horror movie they were filming in their studio.

The director planned to use CGl for a brief but critical reveal-shot of the movie's monster. But the costume designer insisted they use an actual costume instead of CGl.

"CGl makes a movie look cheap these days," she proclaimed.

The two of them continued debating until they began arguing. The stage crew, actors on break, and other people around them began watching until both the costume designer and director were shouting over each other at the top of their lungs. Despite their efforts, nobody could calm them down.

Fearing the incident may lead to blows, one of cameramen called a studio security guard in urgent request. The guard arrived a minute later and made a beeline for the director and costume designer, who were being held back by multiple people on set.

"lt's my movie. l make the decisions!" the director hollered, hoarse and red in the eyes.

"The movie quality will suffer!" the costume designer screamed, hair plastered across her sweaty face.

The security guard stepped in-between them and raised his pistol at the ceiling without a word. They continued to argue around him. There was a bark of gunshot, then nothing but silence and some falling plaster.

"Now see here," the guard said loudly, stepping back to look at the two of them. "Either you two quit your bickering or l'll have to escort you off the premises. You're making a scene."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaronVA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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Why did the farmer give the pony some water?

Cause he was a little β€œhoarse”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnmmcallister
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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A newborn pony walks into a pharmacy

He asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any cepacol lozenges? I'm a little hoarse"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salty904
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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A pony walks into thr doctors office.

Pony: Hey Doc, I've been having a cough ever since I was born Doctor:I see the problem, your just a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmeraldWarrior7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Dad joked my boss.

My boss always calls everyone "Big Horse" (don't ask me why). Yesterday he emailed me regarding the tonsillectomy I got today, saying "Good luck tomorrow, Big Horse!"

I replied, "Thanks, but after tomorrow, I'll just be a little hoarse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donald386
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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My little Pony

Why could the little pony not talk...?

Because he was a little hoarse...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LostBoyNav
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?

He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?

Hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shabbos_roller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a horse with a sore throat?

Hoarse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raclex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kvervandi-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A lil 'hoarse'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubiousPotat0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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If you found a pony with a sore throat

Would you say it was a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XChainsawPandaX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Last weekend I had concert tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.

Unfortunately Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsuggitt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy the yodeling Shetland pony.

Unfortunately, Timmy had to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsuggitt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Why was the pony having trouble neighing?

Because he was a little hoarse

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