A list of puns related to "Hoarse voice"
CHESS PLAYER: did.. did you just swallow my knight?
"neiggggghhh"
I told her "Well why don't you just find it?"
He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.
"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"
"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."
Today was my youngest son's 18 month checkup and when the doctor came in the first thing he said was "please excuse my voice, I'm a little hoarse". Without hesitation I said "you don't look like one".
He just looked at me for a second and then laughed. My wife hid her face in her hands. Mission accomplished. If only my son were old enough to know what happened.
I had a sore throat and an interview the next day, so I was concerned. I was at my parents' house for dinner, so I asked for advice.
Me: what do I do if I wake up tomorrow and my voice is hoarse?
Dad: Just go "neigh"
I've been sick for a while and at this time my voice went very croaky.
Him: Are you sure you're okay? Your voice sounds a pretty hoarse.
Me: Neigh
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