What's harder than selling ice to an Eskimo?
Selling a vacuum in space.
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How does an Eskimo build his house ?
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Warning: Do not buy tickets for the Eskimo lottery - they will sell you the ticket but they only pay out to native Eskimos.
You've got to be Inuit to win it
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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How do Eskimos enter an Igloo?
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Why don't eskimos get married?
Because they always get cold feet
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What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?
I really don't want to get inuit with you.
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What do Eskimos get when they sit on the ice too long?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Inuits hate being called Eskimos.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What's an Eskimo's favorite color?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I was reading up on some Eskimo Litterature
But I wasn't really Inuit.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What do you call the Eskimosβ signature wrestling move?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house...
... The other eskimo said "That's an ice picture!".
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︎ Jun 24 2020
So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the EskimoβAleut family.
I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
My ex girlfriend was really into Eskimo kisses
But I just wasnβt very Inuit
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Why did the Eskimo do laundry in tide?
Because it was too damn cold out tide.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I read an article about Eskimo hunting practices today
Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.
All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.
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Do you know why eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because it's too cold out tide (outside)
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I told my wife we should pack it up and start over as eskimos
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︎ Jan 02 2020
What do you call it when an eskimo cries himself to sleep?
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How does an eskimo introduce themselves to others?
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︎ Jul 31 2019
I dated an Eskimo girl once but it didnβt last
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︎ Dec 04 2019
How do eskimos stick together?
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I can sell ice to eskimos.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?
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︎ Apr 19 2019
I thought I saw an Eskimo on the road ahead
But it was just an optical Aleutian.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
The real name by which eskimos name themselfs?
I forgot but I swear Inuit earlier.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Me: Do you know where Eskimo pigs live? Wife: No, donβt care. Me: In PIGLOOS!!!!!!! Also Me: giggling uncontrollably
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Why did the Eskimo have to cut up his dinner?
Because the seal was intact.
(Son's reaction: "I'm just going to pretend I never heard that...")
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︎ Feb 15 2019
What is the carpet of choice for Eskimos?
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︎ Jan 03 2019
How can you tell if an Eskimo is following you?
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︎ Dec 02 2018
An Eskimo goes to the doctor
"There's frozen water hanging from my scrotum doctor!"
"hmm... it looks like we're going to have to take some test cicles"
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︎ Apr 27 2017
Since we're on the subject of Eskimos... My dad's favorite pun: What's an Eskimo's favorite food?
Tosti-tos!
He thought this was absolutely hilarious. I got a good "har-har" out of it... and promptly repeated the joke to someone else. A bad pun makes you groan; a good pun makes you groan and then tell someone else the joke.
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︎ Dec 22 2012
People say it's easy to live like an Eskimo...
but I am having a hard time getting Inuit.
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︎ Apr 21 2016
What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?
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︎ Apr 05 2018
How does an eskimo build his house ?
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︎ May 30 2020
What does an Eskimo get when sitting on the ice too long?
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What do Eskimos get when sitting on the ice for too long?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What does an Eskimo get if he sits on the ice for too long? β¦
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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︎ Nov 30 2016
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
You know why Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold OUT Tide.
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because itβs too cold out tide
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank
Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
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Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
It's too cold to wash them out-tide.
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