A list of puns related to "Err"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
My friend Jenn is getting married to her fiancé, Luc. Her last name is Yahiro, but she is taking his last name Freyer (pronounced fry-err). Any ideas??
Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.
A BBQ 💈(barber queue)
women= time × money.
Now, we all know that time= money.
So,
women = money × money = money^2
And everybody knows that money is the root of all evil:
money = √(evil)
So...
women = [√evil)]^2 = evil
Because they're constantly looking through an err-plane.
This exchange from this comment.
a dairy-erre
..... .......... err .... ahh I blew it!
The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.
Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Dockyard: A physician’s garden.
What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”
I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is
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Me: Errr....
Dad: Ah, err, wasn't until I was nearly finished with school till I learnt all there was to err.
This was a daily occurrence between my dad and me.
So, we were in the car, on our way to a restaurant. Dad says "Hey kids, do you want to see a miracle?" obviously, we're like, err wut, ok...
Then he pulls out his visa card and says "See this? This little piece of plastic is going to turn into food, isn't that amazing?"
Yeah....
Let's say I solved a fairly simple task, Dad tells me "wow you're a fart smeller, err, a smart feller."
He's been doing this to me for like 20 years now.
Talking to my dad about a friend (female) that just recently got a free table
Dad: Well i guess it's all about who you blow...err i mean who you know
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