What is the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weaselly identified. The other is stoatally different.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rde42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2022
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Otters are otterly cute...Help! I need your best otter puns!

Edit: Thanks for the puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valentine_Zombie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2022
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A weasel waddles into a bar. The bartender asks, β€œwhat’ll you have?”

β€œPop,” goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffee-and-chess
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2022
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You otter hear this

A stoat and a weasel meet in a bar in the late fall and have a few drinks. One thing leads to another, and they decide to leave and spend the night together.

As they leave the weasel leans over and whispers, "i see you've changed into your winter coat. So, your place, ermine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damarius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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