How does 11+11 equal the same as 10+10?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices
He said, "It's a piece of cake!"
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
How do you call that two-wheeler that equally loves men and women?
What do the Equalizer and John Wick have in common?
Both like schooling bad people (One with a pencil, one with a book)
Science puns make me numb
But math puns make me number.
My buddy used his stimulus check to buy some baby chickens
He got his money for nothin’ and his chicks for free
I really appreciate couples that divide their feces equally with each other.
They really halve their shit together
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
Distraptor divided by Timeraptor equals?
Where do mansplainers get their water?
To further gender equality, I think it's time we have our first transgendered superheroes.
1L is equal to 0.264 US gallon...
The title, no mouth equals no words.
distance raptor over time raptor equals...
VELOCIRAPTOR
-heehee physics jokes
Our church just replaced our giant wood pulpit for a smaller metal pulpit that is equally heavy.
We are now a heavy metal church.
We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.
MATH JOKES
I’ll leave out the negative jokes here.
Only the positive ones!
You can tri to stop me,
Adding these together just makes it so much better.
We may be divided because of this,
But not all jokes are made equal,
But y=Mx+b jokes are great, yet at some point we have to draw a line. It’s an especially slippery slope to go down.
There's a band called 999MB.
they haven't had any gigs yet.
I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!
It was a relief when I found it.
Just got an epic eye roll for this: My son was showing me his school work from math, where he was learning fractions. I pointed to where he wrote his name on a line at the top and asked what that fraction was.
I told him it should be {Sons Name} / Mommy. Since he came from her.
Then I said he could reduce that fraction further since he came from his mommy, that fraction would equal....
One Whole
What is it called when a Scotsman agrees with you in equal measure?
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
There was an explosion at the pie factory.
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"
After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"
What do you call a horse who likes equality?
DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
I don't think men and women can be equal.
There's a vas deferens between them.
Not all vehicles have equal rights.
I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.
I just want to make a difference.
If a group of horses are all equally far away from one another, would they be equusdistant?
Making horse jokes with my flatmate and I'm particularly proud of this one.
My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
If you place all currently living people on the equator around the Earth,
at equal distance from each other,
...
most of them would get wet and some will surely drown
It's not gona be equal
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present
The sum of 10+10 and 11+11 are equal.
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same
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