Β‘Sin-cuenta!
All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.
performing as a group requires a lot of en-orgy...
"ΒΏCΓ³mo?"
"No sΓ©."
L'invasion des Huns
He then explained "to Damme with faint praise"
How do you describe a desert with at least one grizzly in it? Bear - In
I ask him why and he responds "haunted French pancakes give me the crepes"
I took one to my girlfriend, went down to one knee, presented the little black casket. I said, "Jamie, would you bury me?"
-What are you listening to?
-Yes.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
They're all engraved.
(I told this to my five year old this morning and got a very satisfying groan.)
His name is Rick OβShea.
Because of a mooing violation.
When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)
more like en passat
I say if it ainβt baroque, donβt fix it.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?
Because Watt and Euler don't mix.
Me- I got rid of the crows that attacked the dog today. I took them to a concert.
Wife- What?
Me- I got 3 of them. I was counting crows....
Wife- stop.
Me- yeah I think I murdered that joke...
Wife- please stop.
Me- looks like Iβm eating crow on this one... Wife from the other room- omg are you done yet!?
Me- Iβm giving you the bird right now! You humor sucks!
Wife- lol! You are an idiot!
A crack-en
Son: Wow that stream is really rush'en.
Me: oh good that is so much better than German.
I just had to pick a country real quick not trying to make any statement....
I was so salty
The man was shocked as well
So I said, "What type of plant is that?"
...are just looking for CaSiO3.
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
So we're watching Doctor Who and we're mimicking the British accents and I had an epiphany... the way they pronounce stuff, like they leave out the hard T sound. City sounds like sih-E and kitten sounds like kih-en... Almost like British people have something against... tea. XD
What comes before a shotgun marriage?
En-gauge-ment
Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it
I say it's quite straight forward.
It is a shocking discovery
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity
http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026
