Sometimes I regret picking to study History alongside English at University.

My degree would have been completely lit.

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📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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I told my English professor I didn't really think we should study the Odyssey or the Illiad...

...but he just kicked me out for being Homerphobic.

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👤︎ u/Echopse
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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[REQUEST] Username Pun

Hi guys, I need to change my username online (mostly used in games) as it's not really something unique ( came from a book I read when I was younger ).

I'm trying to find something quite funny, with plays on words for example. But english isn't my native language and I find it quite hard ! So I'm asking you guys to help me :) You're the best for that imho !

If you could help me find something mixing music (percussions/drums), sciences (my field of study, physics to be more precise), beer and animals maybe (?) (because I like that !)

I think this is possible to find something using some science-specific noun and something else. But I can't seem to find one that suits me :(

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👤︎ u/PRD-dat
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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Email Dad Joke

Me and my father were discussing my English report. He asked if I was doing a Shakespeare play. I replied with 'Australian Masculinity' as that is the unit we are studying and he immediately emails back saying, 'I haven't heard of that one. Must be one of his earlier works.'

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📅︎ Mar 21 2014
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