I wonder how much Starbucks is in Canada?
A lot Ehβ
I woke up thinking this this morning, donβt know where itβs from. I probably didnβt write it but I have no idea where I would have seen it. It was an original thought, but itβs an easy joke so Iβm sure someone else has done it before.
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He's going places.
They always give straight "eh"s.
They figured out the fairest way to name their country was to pull letters out of a hat. So they gathered around and a guy started pulling letters...
pulls letter "C, eh."
pulls another "N, eh."
pulls another "D, eh."
And that's how Canada got its name.
Dr Dr-eh
People are showing up to the hospital eh-symptomatic
Me: "Are the Diamonds C?"
Wife: looking confused "...uh, no."
Me: "Diamonds B?"
Wife: "No"
Me: "oh, I see. They're Diamonds, eh?"
(True story.)
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Then you'll all be sorry.
Eh Eh
He said he got an "eh".
Triple Eh
My unwillingness to listen, and, eh, some other thing.
I said βItβs pasture bedtimeβ.
It's Gsus
Property
....but the definition is unclear.
She said m eh. Thereβs a lot of coming and going.
Itβs an an in and out type of job.
Edit; knew* thank you.
Eh, nevermind. It's tearable.
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
An eh-hole
They know what it's all a-boot. Eh.
He overswept...
You must be from Mars, eh?
So I'm proud to say I made my first dad joke not even 5 min after my son way born.
After he came out, the doctor weighed my son. Doctor said "wow look at the size of those hands!".
Which I had to reply instantly " you know what they say about babys with big hands eh?!?" .... "big gloves" !!
To whole room cracked up and my women just sighed and said. "Really.."
But they're a solid #2
Big mistake.
Eh eh
Eh positive
