A lot Eh’ (A latte’)

I wonder how much Starbucks is in Canada?

A lot Eh’

I woke up thinking this this morning, don’t know where it’s from. I probably didn’t write it but I have no idea where I would have seen it. It was an original thought, but it’s an easy joke so I’m sure someone else has done it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JHFL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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That low, eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuzzie8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Heh, get it...? Eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyImColeTastik
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Nice birds eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilidelapampa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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the more you know, eh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acruxeth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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he probably needed to pay through his nose to cure that illness, eh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acruxeth
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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My wife wants me to choose a mattress. Eh, I’ll sleep on it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCCreeper844
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Canadians love their vowels, eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarrisonFjord
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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eh? Waddya say?

https://preview.redd.it/pyozry1li7511.jpg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b26af833967e39844baafabccc10f593acf1dcc3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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Out of toilet paper, eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Food puns, eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParrotsHateMe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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β€œSistine Chapel, eh? If you’re so great what happened to the other fifteen chapels?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisplacedLonghorn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Is a Canadian retirement plan called an IR, eh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TableLampOttoman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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You know what they say about Tiny Tim the speed-walking ant, eh?

He's going places.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2015
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When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible.

They always give straight "eh"s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RxBrad
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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How did Canada get its name?

They figured out the fairest way to name their country was to pull letters out of a hat. So they gathered around and a guy started pulling letters...

pulls letter "C, eh."

pulls another "N, eh."

pulls another "D, eh."

And that's how Canada got its name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Who is Canada’s favourite rap artist?

Dr Dr-eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I just heard there's a new Canadian strain of covid

People are showing up to the hospital eh-symptomatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eleece
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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My wife was looking at Canadian Diamonds...

Me: "Are the Diamonds C?"

Wife: looking confused "...uh, no."

Me: "Diamonds B?"

Wife: "No"

Me: "oh, I see. They're Diamonds, eh?"

(True story.)

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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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One day the Canadians will take over the world....

Then you'll all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFoShow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Where does a Canadian alcoholic go to get help?

Eh Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomedew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada

He said he got an "eh".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_draw_the_comics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?

Triple Eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrgonz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My wife claims I have 2 major faults

My unwillingness to listen, and, eh, some other thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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I said to my daughter, ”It’s time for bed, the cows are asleep in the field”. She asked ”what’s that got to do with anything’?

I said β€œIt’s pasture bedtime”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I Figured out the secret chord that David played!

It's Gsus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What tea do rich people buy?

Property

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chichard1
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I looked up the word 'opaque' in the dictionary...

....but the definition is unclear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I once new a hooker. I asked her how she liked her job.

She said m eh. There’s a lot of coming and going.

It’s an an in and out type of job.

Edit; knew* thank you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clear_Chain_2121
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Eh, nevermind. It's tearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayDG93
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?

An eh-hole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ny8ry8
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Somebody needed to vent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandondsantos
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Why are Canadians so good at picking out shoes?

They know what it's all a-boot. Eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
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What was the broom late to his meeting?

He overswept...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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The Earth without art is..

just eh!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...

You must be from Mars, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/granquist04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Upon delevery

So I'm proud to say I made my first dad joke not even 5 min after my son way born.

After he came out, the doctor weighed my son. Doctor said "wow look at the size of those hands!".

Which I had to reply instantly " you know what they say about babys with big hands eh?!?" .... "big gloves" !!

To whole room cracked up and my women just sighed and said. "Really.."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Matt with a mat πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M10nemo
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite jokes

But they're a solid #2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExLaxMarksTheSpot
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I dared to ask my wife why she is ordering a giant tub of Whiteout from Amazon.

Big mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do you call alcoholics anonymous in Canada?

Eh eh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What's the most common blood type in Canada?

Eh positive

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