What crime fighting duo hangs out at the noodle shop?

Batman and Ramen

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I used to have bedsheets with images of one member of a comedy duo from the 1920's, but could never get any good sleep...

I couldn't rest on my Laurels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What a lovely duo these two are. Can't wait for Lost In Space S2
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Duo please don’t come for me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Pellucidity_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I told my wife we can do a comedy duo ...

She said I could play Teller. I was speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokin_monkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Look it's my favorite rock duo!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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Name a more *iconic* duo
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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The famous magical duo. imgur.com/eWvLgVm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmakkasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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Look it's another one of my favorite rock duos
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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I didn't duo my Spanish

so i vanished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fayrog_frog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Have you heard about the 80's pop duo who are now working in cereal distribution?

They're haulin' oats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alaginge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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My favourite comedy duo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinkXer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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What famous comedy duo do you always see at the bank?

Penn and Teller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoobie_Subie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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What's that comedy duo called that joke about heartburn and indigestion?

The Two Rennies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElectricToast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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Just dadjoked my wife after we used Google's new Duo app

Wife and I both use Android devices. I converted her from an iPhone.

Wife: I really like this app, now I don't miss facetime as much.

Me: Ya it's great. We can viDuo chat anytime we want.

Wife: smh

Edit: for those unfamiliar with Duo https://duo.google.com/

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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What did they call the dynamic duo after getting run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daddycool303
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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What kind clothing would a duo team of Santa wear?

Tunics. (two nicks)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Afkor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2016
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What do you call it when you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them?

Byelingual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?

duodenum (duo denim)

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9’s death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7’s house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly inappropriate position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9’s body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal... 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows... And promptly solve his problem.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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My girlfriends's dadjoke on computer specs completely blindsided us last night.

"I wonder if quad core or duo core matters much..."

"Well, Apple's have a single core, and they run fine."

*Cue groaning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cofenn
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what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?

duodenum (duo denim)

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