Batman and Ramen
I couldn't rest on my Laurels.
She said I could play Teller. I was speechless.
so i vanished
They're haulin' oats.
Penn and Teller
The Two Rennies
Wife and I both use Android devices. I converted her from an iPhone.
Wife: I really like this app, now I don't miss facetime as much.
Me: Ya it's great. We can viDuo chat anytime we want.
Wife: smh
Edit: for those unfamiliar with Duo https://duo.google.com/
Flatman and Ribbon
Tunics. (two nicks)
Byelingual
duodenum (duo denim)
6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9βs death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7βs house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly inappropriate position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9βs body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal... 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows... And promptly solve his problem.
"I wonder if quad core or duo core matters much..."
"Well, Apple's have a single core, and they run fine."
*Cue groaning
