Duns Puns

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

Nothing, it’s on the house.

Love means nothing to them.

I guess he was telling some tall tales.

An investi-gator

They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Then I started to learn more about it.

Me: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody

Stuck.

De-composing

I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody

... it's a sentence

Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they always reply "Bach". Repeatedly.

Kim Jong Dun

Because when you watch it, you put it under pressure!

Pasteurize

There haven't been any posts all year!

australia squad

And then we will all be sorry.

Information to be presented by the World Health Organization, followed by the World Health Action Taskforce to talk about global initiatives, then a personal message of health by Dr. Irena Dun-Noh.

So WHOs on first, WHATs on second, I. Dun-Nohs on third

Drink it.

Edit: Maybe “Drink the tea” is clearer.

l, p, h, b, e and t

Christian Bale.

Boyfriend and I went to Portillo's (Italian Beef sandwich place in Chicago) and ordered sammies.

While we were eating, I started a story with the phrase, "so, I kind of have a beef with..."

He pauses, looks down at my now-empty sandwich wrapper and responds with,

"well, you had a beef..."

Also, I've stopped asking him to call my phone when I misplace it because I'm tired of the "what do you want me to call it?" response.

Boy and I have been together for...8 months or so, dad-jokes only got super frequent recently - men of /r/dadjokes - is this a condition that occurs after several months of dating? Please help.

:)

but in sculpture class alone I made six figures.

Once and a while in the car, when my dad noticed I was distracted (playing my gameboy, reading, etc) he would honk the horn and wave out the window. He said it was his brother 'Raoul', I just missed him. I always wondered why I never met uncle Raoul, or what he was always doing standing out in a farmer's field or something. God damnit dad.

Two reds are better than dun

I was trying to watch the movie "Frozen" on my tv in my room and it stopped working all of a sudden because of something wrong with my computer. I was frustratedly talking at my tv and I hear my dad from the room next to mine say, "I guess you could say its..... frozen." Yes dad, yes.

...I tell them very specifically on Sunday, June 4th at 7:41 PM GMT.

I bet the second one will be incredible too.

Du dun tss.

It's called the Dunning-Keurig effect.

LONDON-DUN-DUNNNN!