A list of puns related to "Dumbbell"
Hexercise equipment
It was full of ups and downs.
He went through the dumbbell door.
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It was a big weight off my shoulders.
Dad: I guess you're on the "weight list"!
Because he was a light weight.
duh-ng
Police fear they'll never be able to apprehend Jacked Sparrow.
He Exorcises.
He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
A dumbbell.
Just out the dumbbell door.
But now it found me again.
Through the Dumbbell-Door
Behind the dumbbell door.
Because he kept hanging out with dumbbells.
A dumbbell bee
So my dad just got his concealed weapons permit recently so for Christmas my step mom got him a new pistol. Since she didn't want to wrap a handgun, she printed out a flyer from Cabela's and taped it to a stray dumbbell weight to disguise it and wrapped them up in a small box.
When my dad opens the box, without missing a beat he coolly says, "Oh, look! A new pistol with the mandatory waiting period...."
I was thinking of telling my kids that "I have to wait to tell you the greatest dad joke ever" and finally when I have passed my Will shall leave a key to my kids and a safe that opens with the key. They open it and see a 10 pound dumbbell over a piece of paper and on that piece of paper it states "Greatest Dad Joke Ever"
Husband hands me the only thing that's mine (a small 8lb dumbbell) and says "it's really time you carried your own weight around here." I think he's ready for the baby to get here.
While visiting my brother at college, he roommate came and started talking with us. He proceeded to pick up one of his dumbbells and start doing some curls. He then tells me, 'I like to fuck around with this thing from time to time." My response, 'Well I hope you clean it after each session." My brother could barely hold back his laughter while the roommate starred at me then shook his head.
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