How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?

Chest nuts roasting in open fire

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👤︎ u/petertree
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.

I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.

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📅︎ May 06 2020
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I was doing the bench press at the gym the other day...

I just had to get some things off my chest.

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👤︎ u/cellomold
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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My best friend wanted to vent to me about his inability to perform a proper bench press in the gym... I told him to get it off his chest.
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📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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I just saw a man bench press 2000 lbs.

He really raised the bar

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📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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I wanted to bench press more.

I asked my coach if he could weigh in on the issue.

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📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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I set a personal record for bench press today.

It was really uplifting.

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👤︎ u/devsmi35
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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20 pound bench press 2 plates a side
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📅︎ Nov 07 2014
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I've been bench pressing 10 dictionaries everyday for the past 4 weeks.

I've finally got some definition in my arms.

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📅︎ May 26 2020
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I saw a guy at the gym bench pressing 280lbs

And thought to myself, "that's too weighty for me"

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📅︎ May 18 2019
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Law students have to do bench presses in order to become a lawyer.

That's why it's called the bar exam.

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📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Not sure if this board works out.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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Overheard two guys talking about their favorite "lift".

One says "bench press" the other says "dead"... As I walk by I say "elevator"...

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📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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Grocery Store Buff

I saw one of the employees at walmart set up his own work out bench made out of pallets and Soda Cases. He was Bench a few packs of Dr. Pepper, as I am seeing this the only thing I can think is, "Man that's Soda Pressing!"

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👤︎ u/Mr_J_Nice
📅︎ May 21 2015
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