I don't like my drumsticks

So I started playing with chicken breasts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pndaberrybruh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My friend was drumming on his knees with drumsticks. I told him to it was bad for his knees, and he asked, "how could it possibly be bad for my knees?"

"Because you'll work grooves into them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotoriousOrange
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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Why did the Turkey want to join a band?

Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruffmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What is the most musical part of a turkey ?

The drumstick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for everybody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarris5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Do you know the musical part of a turkey?

The drumsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Turkey Riddles

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A: Boy! I’m stuffed!

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A: The turKEY

(source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/turkey-riddles/)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?

He only ever needs one drumstick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbdekker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede

Drumsticks for everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What’s the difference between Def Leppard and a chicken?

A chicken has two drumsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/partyfoul2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.

Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardPieceofRock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Did you hear about the rock band formed by a turkey?

He already had the drumsticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Whats the most musical part of a chicken?

The drumsticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banasenes0021
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?

Because he had the drumsticks!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Please also checkout Dadmoji on instagram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadmoji
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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Educated my son at the grocery store yesterday, made another dad laugh

In the freezer section, my 2 year old goes:

"What's that daddy?"

"Those are turkey drums. (drumsticks with a brand name) That's how they get into turkey rock bands"

"oh"

Like he just accepts this shit as fact and I can't stop myself :D

FiancΓ©e thought it was a stupid joke so I can be sure it was awesome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razorshroud
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2015
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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a millipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingMagpie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a turkey?

Drumsticks for everyone!

^^^my ^^^dad ^^^just ^^^said ^^^this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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