I get annoyed at maraca's

Something about them gets me rattled

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When Archie's fiancee put her engagement ring near her ear, she could faintly hear guitars, maracas, and soothing Spanish vocals.

It was a marry Archie band.

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📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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I gave my boss some maracas for Christmas.

He kept talking about how he wants to shake things up.

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📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Dad walks into bedroom with a glass of ice water for me...

Proceeds to shake glass so the ice makes a sound like a maraca. "That's cool! Get it? Cool?"

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📅︎ Nov 23 2013
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