Douglas Adams finished writing the first chapter of A Hitchhikerโ€™s Guide to the Galaxy.

He thought, โ€œFinally! I put A Dent in that book!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/porichoygupto
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I just found a dog, itโ€™s name is Douglas fir
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From The Hitch Hikerโ€™s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

โ€œYou know,โ€ said Arthur, โ€œitโ€™s at times like this, when Iโ€™m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish Iโ€™d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.โ€ โ€œWhy, what did she tell you?โ€ โ€œI donโ€™t know, I didnโ€™t listen.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/user120300
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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

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Yโ€™all think last nightโ€™s debate was bad...

To this day the Lincoln-Douglas debate of โ€˜58 is literally unwatchable.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DoYouWantAunts
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Anyone can fly, as long as they have really bad aim

You just need to throw yourself at the ground - and miss.

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The front of an FDA guide on marijuana

FDA Regulation of Marijuana: Past Actions, Future Plans Douglas C. Throckmorton, M.D. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) ICSB/ASP Joint Meeting April 12, 2016


A Joint meeting on marijuana...

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Spotted_Lady
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What do you call a men with no arms or legs?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pond? A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs under a car? A: Jack

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox? A: Bill

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on a wall? A: Art

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot? A: Stu

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a grill? A: Frank

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? A: Rustle

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot hole? A: Phil

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the bottom of a hole? A: Doug

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the bottom of a not as deep hole? A: Douglas

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs at your front door? A: Matt

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the floor at a barbershop? A: Harry

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs that works at a brewery? A: Bud

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs water-skiing? A: Skip

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What do you call a man with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

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What do you call a man with a shovel

Doug

What do you call a man without a shovel?

Douglas

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