Sitting on the couch next to my dad
Me: moving phone around in pocket cause it doesn't feel right
Dad: What are you doin down there?
Me: I'm moving my phone cause it's uncomfortable.
Dad: How do you know? Did you ask it?
My dad's favorite.....
Dad (on the phone) : Hey, what are you doin?
Me: Oh, just on the computer.
Dad: Really?
Me: Yeah, why?
Dad: Stay right there! I'm almost home! I want to see this! I didn't know it could support your weight!
He's been pulling this one on me since I was old enough to click a mouse........Still does it now that I'm in college.
