I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Which digital payment system does the pope use?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
One for the intellectuals (and the kitchen-dwellers). Digital scales are so fragile.
I can tare them with one finger. I am SO sorry everyone have a great day.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What does a robot do after sex?
π︎ 135
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I need help - What does digital coffee taste like
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I lost a few digits recently when something heavy dropped on my foot. Today I got prosthetics for them.
Comment below if youβd like to see photos of my faux toes.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The USA has finally been upgraded to be fully digital.
The new America is called USB.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
How many digits are there in pi?
π︎ 2
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?
"Look Grandpa, no hands!"
π︎ 107
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?
Audiofilephile.
What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?
Audiophile file.
What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?
Audiofilephilephile.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
π︎ 17
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I know every single digit of pi...
Just not in the right order!
π︎ 103
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Iβll do a digital one later
π︎ 41
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︎ Jul 01 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What does a clock do when itβs hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Days are numbered
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Icelation, Digital, OC
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︎ Apr 22 2020
When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, βHa! Thatβs not going to help!β
βSure, it does.β I said. βItβs the only way I can see the numbers.β
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
π︎ 37
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︎ Apr 14 2020
I asked a german girl for her phone number. She only gave me one digit though.
π︎ 70
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I bought a digital book on how to scam on-line.
Have not received it yet.
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︎ May 25 2020
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering
Polygon but not forgotten.
π︎ 26
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.
π︎ 2
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︎ Jun 09 2020
How many bones are in a human hand?
π︎ 110
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I hate people with no digits on their feet
I am lack-toes intolerant
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︎ Mar 07 2020
There are 10 kinds of people.
Those that understand binary and those who dont.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
TIL Germany only has three digit phone numbers.
I asked a local girl for her number and she kept telling me it was 9 9 9.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Blue cheese is smelly, Digital
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I know all of the digits of pi...
I just cannae remember the order.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?
Let's get digital, digital.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
π︎ 17
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.
Just not in the right order.
π︎ 291
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︎ Sep 11 2018
Nice one Michael
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Corki
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︎ Feb 02 2020
In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?
Are you trying to catch these hands?
π︎ 5
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
π︎ 224
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
π︎ 58
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
π︎ 8
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I hate people with no digits on their feet.
Sorry, I'm lack-toes intolerant.
π︎ 5
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︎ Dec 16 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
π︎ 7
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
π︎ 6
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
π︎ 6
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
π︎ 5
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I can list every single number that's in Pi.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.
π︎ 108
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︎ Apr 17 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
π︎ 2
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︎ Nov 03 2019
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