A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Five hundred people were exposed to ten different puns, to see if any of them made the subject laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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Her: Iβm leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
When my doctor told me I had a deviated septum, I asked him how different it was from the average.
"Standard deviation", he replied.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I am reading this article that compares all the different versions of The Bible.
There is a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
There's a lot of different ways to depict Jesus, but I always think of him up on the cross
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︎ Mar 08 2021
There are so many different things you can do with spaghetti.
Itβs mind-blowing to think of all the pasta-bilities.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
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︎ Dec 07 2020
In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...
Poison IV just made you itchy.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Did you know that Atticus Finch was born with a different name?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Unidentified male charged with two completely different crimes in the produce aisle.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What kind of dog is made of different materials?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Just realised itβs Pancake Day.... (different punchline)
that means everybody has Cake Day...
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What can you attach to a ball, a harp, or a cart to make something completely different?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people
It was a rare medium, but well done
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︎ Oct 22 2020
There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My friend always told me to try different types of tea instead of drinking only Earl Grey.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Why 2021 is not going to be so much different from 2020?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Back when I worked at a different brewery, one of the brewers only had one leg.
She was in charge of the hops.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Santa will not have to quarantine when entering different countries
He has gotten the vaccine and now has santybodies
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
A sheep wakes up to find that she's at a completely different farm.
None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.
"Oh, haven't you herd?"
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Loofahs comes in 4 different sizes...
Small, Medium, Large and Vandross.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.
The home owner comes out and says βThatβs all white.β
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
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Why was 6 scared of 5? (different version)
Because 5 fought 3, 2 and won.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
My kid just told me I looked different with my glasses on
I thought that was the whole point of them.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What do you call two people looking at the same thing at different times?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What makes a boy different from a girl?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
i speak eight different languages
7 of the languages is 10 out of 10 but my German is 9
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︎ Oct 14 2020
A police officer arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I went to 3 different stores trying to find some paper towels....
I guess you could call me a Bounty hunter.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
My friend and I went fishing. He cast out first and got a bite. So he reeled in a trumpet. Then he cast out in a different area, got a bite and reeled in a clarinet.
After he cast out the third time, I said "maybe you'll reel in a bass soon!"
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I am a big fan of playing different songs together
You can say that I am medley in love with it.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why would everything be different without a sense of touch?
Because we wouldnβt know how to feel
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Fun fact: Axolotls our one of the only species to have a different name in their infancy.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)
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