My doctor says that when you die, your pupils are the last thing to go.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What do you call a squished bee that doesn't die?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..
Itβs because they di-late
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︎ Apr 04 2021
According to ancient Japanese lore, your aura takes a particular colour when you die.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Why did people die after they ate Cheerios?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
When you die with a dye
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︎ Mar 02 2021
When I die, I want to be buried with my wedding ring on.
That'll let God know, that I've been through hell already.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What happens when you die and come back as a cowboy?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
If God posts anything on reddit it will definitely die in new...
cause all his worshipers will be devoting that post!
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do fat people die of?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
βRigor mortisβ should be renamed βdie hardβ
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Those who believe in the calendar are going to die soon,
...their days are numbered.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
How did the grammar nazi die?
They got semicolon cancer.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did
Not screaming and yelling like everyone else in the car was when he drove over the cliff
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Help i'm going to Die
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Where do brave tomatoes go when they die?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
When you die and donate you body to science...
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︎ Jan 06 2021
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What do they do with chemists when they die?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
When graphic designers die...
...they go to Hellvetica.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Whatβs the coolest way to die?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go after they die?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What happens to funny vikings when they die?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
When I die, I want to be cremated.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Old programmers never die
They just don't C as well.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor
I told him they will be mist
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What do you call it if you die from eating too many chickpeas?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
You Shau die!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
How do cars die?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What happens to elements after they die?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.
Just to make the cremation process a little bit more interesting.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do action heroes do when they die?
They drop kick the bucket.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Old shopping malls never dieβ¦
They just get de-mall-ished.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Old boat docks never dieβ¦
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I said to my wife "When I die," I'd like to die having sex"
She replied: βAt least itβll be quick.β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why are pupils the last part of your body to die?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
My doctor said that when you die, your pupils are the last thing to go....
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︎ Feb 18 2021
If I die and come back as a cowboy...
It would be reintarnation
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Whatβs the last part of you to die
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︎ Mar 09 2021
When you die, your eyes have a few extra seconds just before they die.
It's because they dilate.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather.
Not like the people screaming in his car
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︎ Jan 27 2021
When you die and donate your body to science...
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︎ Jan 06 2021
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes when they die.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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