Despatch Puns

A list of puns related to "Despatch"

For those who haven't pooped since 2022

Why are you holding on to last year's shit?

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👤︎ u/Round_Mulberry7545
📅︎ Jan 01 2023
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I ordered a Hit Man to take care of my business partner the other day.

After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.

He'd been despatched.

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👤︎ u/JimmoBM
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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