A list of puns related to "Demon"
He exorcises
It exercises
Via the succu-bus.
He was a Personal Pan.
An Exorcyst.
They read a horror-scope.
Medieval era
Sufferware
Because they hate exorcising
But Iโm not really into the possessive type.
(My brotherโs joke not mine)
Then I remembered-they bless the rains down in Africa.
After all, possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Theyโll be hell toupee.
Arrested for possession.
Me: possession IS 9/10 of the law
Child: Iโm hungry and I want a toy and Iโm not going to nap today and-
Demon: ๐ฆ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐๐ฉ๐ด๐๐ถ๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐จ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฐ?
Me: itโs legally your problem now
Iโm sure itโs saucer โEโ.
It was a Pepper Oni.
That's really nice of him. It's important that her demons stay healthy.
He wanted to watch their soles burn
They show possession.
I asked him demonstrate
It was charged with possession.
I guess you could say its.... fast as hell
But now they're just super fit and hotter than ever
Gobble the ghoul.
A Limp
So that's what they meant by eternal dam nation.
All the other demons said, "curse you!"
Because they're super-natural
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