If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
I wasn’t fawnd of this many deer puns
I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
What do you call a deer with really large eyes?
My neighbour got bit by a female deer and starts acting like one on a full moon...
What do you call a cheesy baby deer on your lawn in the morning?
What do you call a guy who really likes deer?
What do you get when a bunch of male deer go into outer space ?
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer.
Q: What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye deer.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs if you set it on fire?
A: Still no flaming eye deer.
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
What you call a deer in the shower ?
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
I was bitten by a deer.
Now every full moon I turn into a weredoe.
What's a deer's favourite dessert?
Doe-nuts.
How much does each one cost the deer?
One buck.
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
He’ll do anything for a buck.
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
When asked to spell the word for two female deer
people don't think it's does, but it doe.
It is does though.
Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now they’re under a buck.
What do you call a deer from New York
My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.
He certainly won that game.
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
I spotted my first deer today
Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves
I told my niece that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
She said, "How do you know it was on it’s way to work?”
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
My wife said she saw a deer on the way to work today.
I said, that can't be true, deer don't work.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
What do you call a Deer with no eyes???
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