Decimal system Puns

A list of puns related to "Decimal system"

I'm in a band named "999 megabytes".

We haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/Mastrwill
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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How does the Library of Fungus classify its collection?

The Mildewey Decimal System.

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👤︎ u/gddrtkkv
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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What is the scale for blood-alcohol content in drivers called?

The DUI Decimal System

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👤︎ u/unastronaut
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why are the library's shelves always wet in the morning?

Because they use the Dewey decimal system.

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👤︎ u/MajorRobotnik
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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I have a system for organizing the beverages in my refrigerator.

I use the Mountain Dewey decimal system.

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👤︎ u/Jikado
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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How are libraries in Louisiana organized?

By the Andouilh Decimal System!

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👤︎ u/acnine
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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