A list of puns related to "Date palm"
I saw a palm tree on a dating site. "Not looking for anything serious. Just FRONDS with benefits..."
me: These oranges don't have seeds, wonder how they reproduce.
wife: Well, when one orange likes another orange they go on a date.
me: Wait, what does a palm tree have to do with oranges?
She looked at me blankly for about 5 seconds, then shook her head.
My mom asks my dad if she could have a date with some cool-whip (dates as in the fruit thingy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_palm)
But before he could make it back she yells, "AND DON'T COME BACK WITH JUST THE COOL-WHIP SAYING YOU'RE MY DATE!"
He thought he was so smooth lol
On our way back from the store, talking about how expensive it is to go out on real 'dates' (been together for a year or so)
>Her: We can come up with plenty of free-ways to have fun
>Me: Mhmm--
>Her: I mean, I-71 and I-75 are great, but we can think of more.
She stared at me for about 10 seconds, grinning until I realized what she was talking about.
My face never palmed so hard as she giggled mercilessly.
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