Dalmatian (dog) Puns

A list of puns related to "Dalmatian (dog)"

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him.

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👤︎ u/golf_echo_sierra26
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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I went to the zoo the other day but the only animal there was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.

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👤︎ u/RebellionRob75
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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I can't take my dalmatian to the duck pond anymore

I guess that's what you get for having a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/This_Guy_Is_Weird
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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I thought I saw a white dog the other day

But after I spotted it I saw it looked more like a Dalmatian

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👤︎ u/DrSixFifty
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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Talking about the dog...

You can SPOT a Dalmatian anywhere.

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👤︎ u/tooposhtofunction
📅︎ Sep 26 2014
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