Dalmatian Puns

A list of puns related to "Dalmatian"

Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian

It was the least I could do for him

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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Look at that Dalmatian there in the distance!

-Well spotted!

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👤︎ u/substantiallypartial
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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My Dalmatian has trouble sleeping

He can't pick a spot.

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👤︎ u/sin_insta
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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The villain from 101 Dalmatians made her money from designer chicken houses

Coop Deville

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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Dalmatians must hate playing hide and seek.

They keep being spotted.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ May 30 2020
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Why do firefighters have Dalmatians?

So they can find the fire hydrant!

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👤︎ u/Wykes14
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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Why can't dalmatians play hide-and-seek?

Because they're always spotted.

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👤︎ u/cyphr0st
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Why do Dalmatians make such poor criminals?

Because they’re always spotted!

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👤︎ u/earthree
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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That's a cute Dalmatian

It gets 101%

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👤︎ u/khgtvftbfgfgbfucf
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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Who would win between a totally white Dalmatian and a Tiger?

Well, certainly not the Tiger, because the Dalmatian wouldn't be spotted.

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👤︎ u/gradymegalania
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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I can't take my dalmatian to the duck pond anymore

I guess that's what you get for having a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/This_Guy_Is_Weird
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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What did the Dalmatian say to the masseuse?

oooh yeah, that’s the spot

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👤︎ u/taco_tantrum
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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A Dalmatian stole meat from a local butcher shop.

Don't worry. The suspect has been spotted.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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Albino dalmatian

On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.

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👤︎ u/Thecobs
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Albino Dalmatian

On my way to work this morning i spotted an albino Dalmatian, i figured it was the least i could do for him.

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👤︎ u/Thecobs
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him.

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👤︎ u/lod254
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him.

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👤︎ u/golf_echo_sierra26
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Last night I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do.

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👤︎ u/HoundIt
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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I spotted an albino Dalmatian today.

It was the least I could do.

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👤︎ u/Nova_Saibrock
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Earlier I spotted an albino Dalmatian...

It was the least I could do for him.

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👤︎ u/matthewjhendrick
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could have done for him.

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for him.

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👤︎ u/gingernuts13
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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I just spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do to help.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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I just spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do.

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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On my walk to work this morning I spotted an albino Dalmatian!

Poor thing, I felt it was the least i could do.

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👤︎ u/TurkMcGill
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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I just spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It’s the least I could do

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👤︎ u/mychemhatepage
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

Now everyone will know that he’s a Dalmatian.

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👤︎ u/SardonicCatatonic
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Why are dalmatians terrible at hiding?

They're always spotted

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👤︎ u/CyberneticWhale
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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