Dadjoked my wife's BFF
We were talking about what to do for Halloween and my wife and I said we'd rather chill at home.
BFF: Guys, we can't be old farts.
Me: I actually don't mind being an old fart.
BFF: That's cuz you guys have someone to be old farts with. I'd love to be an old fart with someone but I don't want to be an old fart alone.
Me: You should start a Lonely Farts Club.
