The Curly Shuffle song lyrics
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call an astronomer with curly hair?

Copermicus

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bcmatt25_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a flying insect that has curly hair?

A frizzbee

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
🚨︎ report
I got my wife a thing to make curly fries

Now she's spiraling out of control.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mjbehrendt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
🚨︎ report
I like latte, but I love this more
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/XioLungBao
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
🚨︎ report
"Curly"

"If I were going into news and my last name were Curly, I think I would have it straightened."

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/doctorflash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
🚨︎ report
What do the Three Stooges sell at a carnival stand?

Curly fries.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
🚨︎ report
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.

The cur owner virus.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AarGee1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
🚨︎ report
The Sitter-Downers, starring the Three Stooges

[the Three Stooges pick names out of a hat, to determine who gets to marry which girl]
Larry (Larry Fine): I got Florabell!
Florabelle: Darling!
Moe (Moe Howard): I got Corabell!
Corabelle: Oh, Darling!
Curly (Curly Howard): I got Stetson! What one is she?

(from the Three Stooges short film, The Sitter-Downers)

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do we have to pay for electricity?

Because it's cur-rent

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Aman-P
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the man yell to the dogs playing poker when he slammed down 24 cards on the table?

YOU CURS

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptMcButternut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
🚨︎ report
Whenever someone compliments my hair...

I have really long a curly hair that people tend to compliment. So whenever someone says "I like your hair" or something of the like, I say "Thanks! I grew it myself!"

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarshon97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
🚨︎ report
Doing some yard work...

Me: I'm going to go mow. Wife: See you later Curly.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
🚨︎ report
The pun-master strikes again!

My roommate asked us if she should curl her hair or straighten it Guy Roommate 1: "We like you so much better with curly hair" Guy Roommate 2: "Yeah, you're such a bitch when you straighten your hair" Me: "Seriously, your hair goes straight to your head!"

... (awkward silence followed by berating me with anti-pun comments, jealous)

Edit: grammar stuffs

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.