6 Hilarious Curry Jokes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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Thyme to get a watch.

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👤︎ u/jesschechi

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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I say my secret superpower is detecting Indian flatbread in any given room.

My friends all say it's naan-sense.

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👤︎ u/woodybuzzes

📅︎ Sep 22 2019

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Me: Is it a crime to throw sodium chloride in someone’s eyes?

Judge: yes it’s assault

Me: I know it’s a salt but is it a crime though?

Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes

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👤︎ u/h0ldmycovfefe

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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This Indian restaurant has an interesting business model.

It's a naan-profit.

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👤︎ u/bikinginmpls

📅︎ Feb 07 2017

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At an Indian restaurant with my parents.

An actual dad joke from about an hour ago. He delivered it flawlessly.

My dad holds up the empty bread basket to the waiter and, with a serious face, says "this bread, we have naan."

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👤︎ u/blebber

📅︎ Sep 13 2014

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