What do you call a communist Aquaman?
WaterMarx.
Aquaman has plenty of fish in the sea.
Although he's not dating currently.
What do people call Aquaman when they are mad at him?
Son of a Beach!!
Iron Man was suspicious that Aquaman invited him to a pool party.
He has rust issues.
So I'm watching Aquaman with my kids...
...and he gets into the first big fight with Orm where he gets pretty beat up. My kids look worried, so I say, "This is an emergency. He should call 9-1-1." My 7 year-old son immediately says, "No. Phones don't work underwater."
Me: "That's right. He needs to find a talktopus."
Why couldn't Aquaman get into the best university in Atlantis?
He was a C student at best.
What does Aquaman wear around the house?
Water moccasins
Ironman is always suspicious of Aquaman’s pool party invitations.
He has some rust issues.
The cast of Aquaman found it hard shooting underwater sequences because they couldn’t hear each other. Except,
Amber Heard
When asked how he would do in a fight against Jesus, Aquaman just shook his head.
"He'd walk all over me."
Heard "I'm Aquaman!", turned around and saw this. I've never been so proud...
Iron man refuses to attend any party thrown by Aquaman.
He has rust issues.
Aquaman
Did anyone of you hear about the new Aquaman movie?
Amber Heard.
