In college, I double-majored in accounting and dentistry...

Now I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.

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Just dadjoked my brother

Brother: "I hate when you're constantly reading dadjokes at /r/dadjokes"

Me: "You seem grumpy, are you tired?"

Brother: "Yes, I'm tired..."

Me: "Hi Tired, I'm CakeCruncher"

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📅︎ Aug 10 2015
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