Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.

The bartender says β€œsorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Fella with psoriasis goes into a pub and orders a bacon sandwich.

Barman says, sorry we don't serve rashers in here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Radio dad joke.

Listening to Triple J (Australian music radio station) and witnessed this dad joke (probably not the exact words):

When you wear bacon thongs, you get rashers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Furah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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