It's tasty. And yummy as well.
It’s ok, Toucan play that game.
It was a cereal killer.
synonym toast crunch
So he has probably killed people
Making him a Cereal Killer
The abdominal snowman!
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
Sit-ups.
(Usually either Nestle or Captain)
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
I’m a real cereal killer.
...It wanted captain crunch for breakfast.
My 12 year old daughter hit me with this one this morning.
Finally sinners will achieve absolution.
His cereal number.
Antonym toast crunch
He was murdered by a cereal killer.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
He was pretty abnormal.
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
We’re in a thyme crunch
Pirating serials!
Nestle and Cap N.
I call that time period Crunch Time.
I have Butterfingers.
She's so hard-core.
Because it was crunch time
Once upon a time, there was a small desert village with a single well on the outskirts of the town. One morning, a woman went to the well to fetch water for the day. The lady was crying and the well heard this. A voice came from the well and asked “what’s wrong?”
The lady stopped sobbing and asked the well, in utter disbelief, “you can talk?”
“Yes” the well said, “long ago, the witch living in this town gave life to me so I could protect the towns people”
“Alas” the woman said, “I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the town for many years, but the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the townspeople up against her. The town burnt my mom at the stake! I am still young and do not know much magic. I tried to curse the town, but failed, and now I fear I may never avenge my mother.”
“Do not be afraid” the well said, “I will take care of this.”
The next morning the mayor was going to the well to fetch water when he heard an odd noise. He peered over the edge to look down as far as he could when an impossibly long arm shot up at him. The arm grabbed the mayor and dragged him down into the depths of the well. There was a horrible crunching sound and the mayor was never seen again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch’s daughter and everyone lived happily ever after.
See moral above for the pun...
Now I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.
An oataku.
Cimmerian Toast Crunch.
You crunch the numbers.
I'm doing crunches twice a day now.
Captain in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.
I was explaining the steps and process to my daughter.
I asked her, "do you know what you call the important and precious moments just before you burn the crust?"
She shook her head no.
"....Crunch time...."
Cinnamon Toast Crunch-Time
ba dum tsss
Because he was a cereal killer.
