Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Cradle"
Scene: Wife and I have just come from her 12 week ultrasound where the baby was moving and rolling all over the place. Passed by our local cafe to grab a 1kg (2.2lb) bag of coffee beans.
Walking down the street cradling my coffee like a baby. Say to my wife "check out my baby." She replies "yeah but mine is so much more active." I say " no, mine's full of beans."
We laughed our way back to the car.
So the bub was in the tub and I was giving his scalp a scrub.
Our baby doesn't care too much for people rubbing his scalp so I start singing "No, I don't want no scrub."
My wife walks in and asks me if I am having any luck with clearing up his cradle cap.
"Well honey, things have been going a lot better since I tried a little bit of TLC. "
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